Balloon Boy Wants You To Do The Bear Scratch
December 21, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
If Blanket Jackson cloned himself twice and started a Hanson tribute band, it would look just like this latest nugget of fuckery cooked up by Richard Heene (aka Balloon Boy’s dad). Richard has a totally useless piece of shit product out called the Bear Scratch, which is literally just a piece of wood, and has forced his boys out onto the ho stroll to whore that mess out for him in a music video. The result will make you want to scratch your eardrums and eyeballs out on the nearest tree. And since the nearest tree is almost 2 blocks away, I guess I’ll have to buy a Bear Scratch. Fuck.
And I can’t wait to see the leather bears get down to the dance remix version of this at The Eagle.
via Media Bistro
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