Afternoon Crumbs
Why is that blonde lady handling Lady Tremaine’s tit like that? – The Superficial
Basically, Nicole Kidman meant to say that Xenu’s got the other two kids’ souls by his fist – Lainey Gossip
Becks is topless and getting poked (not like that) – Towleroad
You can almost hear the material on CoCo’s dress crying out for mercy – Hollywood Tuna
If they made a CAPS LOCK butt plug charm, Kanye West would be all about it – The Berry
Kim Kardashian with a mouth full of foam (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Vivica Fox is very fertile – Celebitchy
Emily Blunt’s blouse-thing is confusing me – Popoholic
Larry King’s lizard dick still gets hard naturally – OMG Blog
Shia LaBeouf or a stoner hitchhiker who is visiting us from 1974? – Popsugar
Suri Cruise is obviously embarrassed to be seen with her parents when they’re looking like that – Just Jared
I can’t wait to see Bret Michaels’ weddin’ bandanna/veil – ICYDK
The dudes who broke into 50 Cent’s mansion know how to party – I’m Not Obsessed
Finally, some sensible tattoos! – Cityrag
Paul Wall is now Paul Half-A-Wall – Necole Bitchie
I’m eating chicken dumpling soup here, fuck! – Hollywood Rag
Vanessa Manillafolders and Nick Lachey at LAX, still dressed like it’s 2001 – Moe Jackson