Vince Vaughn And His Wife Named Their Baby Locklyn

December 20, 2010 / Posted by:

Kyla Weber’s vagina went through some serious shit for the second time this year (the first being Vince Vaughn’s furry [you know it is] peen) when she birthed out a healthy baby girl in Chicago on Saturday morning. Kyla and Vince must’ve been high on placenta fumes or something when they wrote their new daughter’s name on the birth certificate, because this is what one of their hands scrawled out: LOCKLYN KYLA VAUGHN. That sounds like the name of a Loch Ness monster-themed casino in Laughlin, NV.

Somewhere a future bully just smiled in his crib. People has this to say about Locklyn’s birf:

Locklyn Kyla Vaughn, who weighed 7 lbs. and measured 20 inches long, was born at a hospital in Chicago, Vaughn’s hometown. The actor’s rep confirms the good news.

“Both of them couldn’t be happier to welcome their sweet little girl into their family!” says a friend of the couple’s.

It’s a first child for both Vaughn, 40, and Weber, a Canadian real estate agent, who married in January 2010.

On a positive note, if she ever wants to open a dance studio she can name it Pop and Locklyn. But seriously, doesn’t Vince know that you should stay away from names that make it easy for bullies to twist around and use it to their advantage? Although, I’d probably say “thank you” if my bullies called me Cocklyn.

(Image via Fame Pictures)

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