Yeah, I’m sure some of you are reporting me to the proper authorities right now for saying that an innocent child is most likely made of defected robot parts, faulty wires and recycled shopping cart wheels because it’s OBVIOUS that she feels no emotion. Go ahead and call the police! As soon as they show up to throw me into the paddy wagon, I will simply show them this picture of the little girl straight-up YAWNING in the face flaming ball of charisma that is Prince Hot Ginge. They will turn the paddy wagon around and drive it all the way to Berlin to arrest her!
And when Prince Hot Ginge tried to charm her with his “Why won’t you love me” puppy dog face, she turned her back to him and hid like he’s a Kardashian!!! ILLEGAL! She’s obviously been watching too much South Park or something ain’t right. Prince Hot Ginge can awaken the mound of charred grinch shit in my chest just by winking, and yet he’s doing nothing for that girl. Even Voldemort’s nostrils become heart-shaped when Prince Hot Ginge is around and homegirl could care less.
That girl is displaying a stone cold coldness I never thought existed in real life. Hmmm. Actually, now that I put it that way maybe I should apply to be her apprentice so she can show me the way.
Here’s more of Prince Hot Ginge trying and failing to capture the heart of a little girl at the Heart for Children awards in Berlin this past weekend.