They Made It To A Year!

December 20, 2010 / Posted by:

Kevin Jonas has to sleep in a separate room from his wife Danielle due to his coma-waking snoring (aka his boyfriend’s a screamer) and they probably haven’t kissed each other on the lips more than 2 seconds since the time she wore strawberry lip chap (Kevin won’t fall for that trick again!!!!), but their marriage made it to the one year mark! YES, one year without Kevin getting caught by the cops with a twink nom nom-ing on his nip under his cardigan in the rambles! That is an accomplishment and calls for a celebration! And hell did they celebrate….by staying in the suite at Cinderella’s Castle at Disney World in Florida. Well, Kevin stayed in the suite, but Danielle had take her ass to the Ramada down the street due to that pesky ass snoring problem.

But in all seriousness, I can’t believe they made it to a year. The secret to their everlasting love must be to SHARE EVERYTHING…including sweaters.

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >