Cameron Diaz and A-Roidy supposedly have one of those fuck-by relationships. You know, she flies into town, jumps on his dick, rides it until her face pimples bust a nut and his titties get dizzy, hops off and then goes on to the next. CASUAL, right. Well, shit is so casual that Cameron is now hanging around with A-Roid’s kids in Mexico for the week. What is Cameron doing?! Get in, get on, get off, get out… Don’t ask how their day is, don’t ask who those cute kids in the picture on their nightstand is, don’t ask anything! I thought Cameron knew that shit, but yet here she is entering into “auntie” territory. Confiscate her ho shit credentials now!
And not only that, but now A-Roid’s daughter is traumatized beyond repair because she’s seen Pennywise in the flesh and without his make-up on.