Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 20, 2010 / Posted by:

The fiery Santa Claus beard of Will Goggans, the punter for Troy University’s football team. I’ve always known that Heat Miser and Santa Claus had a secret low down thing on the side, and this is totally the product of their fuck time affair! Don’t ask me why Will Goggans is wearing a helmet since it’s obvious all the protection he needs lies in that all-powerful shrub of fire hugging his face. Maybe he’s wearing a helmet to protect the public from his beard? That must be it.

Seriously, if this shit doesn’t put you in the Christmas spirit, nothing will. You just want to string tiny stockings around Will’s beard and gather the children around to read them stories and shit. You can’t tell from this picture, but there’s an army of chestnuts lined up around him just waiting to throw themselves at his beard. Chestnut sacrifice. You can’t blame them.

via Sports Grid

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