Ho Ho NO

December 20, 2010 / Posted by:

Christmas is not only the time of year where you tell your cousin that her BO is making it hard for you to swallow a fork full of carrots and rice (You’ll blame it all on the UGH NOG the next day), it’s also the time of year where ladies bring their inner HO HO HOOOO out by dressing like a low down dirty hooker slut version of Father Christmas! Christmas is basically winter’s answer to Slutoween. Slutmas!

Case in point: above is a picture LeAnn Rimes proudly Twatted of herself wearing the finest holiday ho suit Frederick’s of Hollywood has to offer while posing with a bunch of elves. Well, the weather outside is frightful and so is this damn picture. I’m sorry, but LeAnn is trying hard to give us “don’t you want this under your mistletoe” sexyface, but she looks more like what a park ranger might see when he finds a methed-out Dasher slumped over an electrical fence. Those elves ate her damn eyes!

And if LeAnn insists on dressing like a trampy Santa, she can at least do it with some class and elegance. I mean, her dress has a black ribbon AND a white ribbon in it. TACKY! If LeAnn was a true lady of refinement and grace, she would’ve went with something like this:

You know that’s Mrs. Claus’ Christmas morning outfit.

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