The question mark is shoved into that headline, because in some pictures the most prolific prophet of our time Megan Fox looks like she was left behind on a deserted island by a banana party boat and is trying to figure out how to spell S.O.S. on the sand while her body slowly nibbles on the silicone in her titties for some kind of nourishment. And in other pictures, she looks like she’s simply trying to piss in the ocean but the pap’s lens is making her bladder all shy-like. Actually, some of you might be into that (I’m not here to judge) so mentally erase that question mark if that’s the case.
And if Megan’s double-spaced chichis don’t do it for you, here’s also some pictures of David Silver’s bulge which would look a lot better in a Donna Martin Graduates thong.