Clay Aiken’s Got A New Piece

December 19, 2010 / Posted by:

You know that fake Lucy in the back is like, “And this bitch can get a man but I can’t….” Yes, yes, yes, the Claymates have got themselves a new uncle in Clay Gayken’s maybe boyfriend Jeff Walters. Clay’s flaming ginger crotch bush, which was burnt out after Reed Keely pirouetted out of his life forever, has been reignited by Jeff’s matchstick peen. That’s what Pink is the New Blog is hearing anyway. They say that Clay and Jeff have been flashing their new love all over Texas this past week.

Clay was in the audience to see Jeff play Rocky in a Dallas production of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and the two went to the Gaylord Texan Ice Show (no comment) a few days later.

Like Reed, Jeff is a dancer and performer who isn’t afraid of flaunting his Gayken tickler in underwear ads like the ones below. So if you want to bag a piece of Texas brisket who knows how to work a pair of obi panties, simply almost win American Idol and then develop a loyal fan base of mom jean wearers who will gladly steal their child’s lunch money to give to you.

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