I’m not sure what thang Fishy’s hollerin’ about, but here she is shaking it in a clip from Country Strong that you can use as an excuse when the bartender at the Howard Johnson bar tries to cut you off later on tonight. ” “But I just watched Gwyneth Paltrow shake that thing.”Take the whole bottle.” You know, even though Fishy dances like a lame funky chicken with a broken neck, it’s not THAT terrible. Okay, it’s that terrible. And since we’re already nibbling on the terrible shit Fishy’s serving up, here’s a quote from her upcoming cookbook:
“I can still hear [my father] over my shoulder, heckling me, telling me to be careful with my knife, moaning with pleasure over a bite of something in the way only a Jew from Long Island can, his shoulders doing most of the talking.”
How do you flip someone off with your shoulders, because mine are trying to do that. And we might as well go FULL TERRIBLE. Here’s another quote.
“When I was growing up, the tomato soup I had was Campbell’s, and how I love it to this day.
“This is how my mother and I remember it, anyway. Bizarrely, my father and brother always fought us on the validity of this story, as if one would hide serving canned soup for dinner … anyway, I boringly digress.”
And that just makes me want to bang my head against a Campbell’s soup can until one of us is bleeding.
via Eater (Thanks Meredith)