Twins For Mimi!

December 16, 2010 / Posted by:

Ever since Mimi referred to her unborn BABY!!! as “they”, everyone’s been speculating that there’s two mini-Mimikens nibbling on strawberry-flavored placenta in her HELLO WOMBEY, and now her husband Nick Cannon has confirmed this. May the lambs’ joyous BAAAAAAHs echo through the fairy forest and slide down the rainbow into the ears of every unicorn!

People says that on his radio show this morning, Nick let it be known that his wife is now eating for three. Nick and Mimi were trying to keep the news locked inside their lips for as long as they could, but he says he just had to blurt it out when the Obamas asked about her uterus situation after the Christmas in Washington Concert on Sunday night.

Nick explained, “They, ironically enough, questioned my wife about, you know, ‘So, what are you having, are you having twins? And at this point she hadn’t told anybody anything because doctors advised us to keep it to ourselves until we get further along. And because of the excitement, because of the emotion, she was overwhelmed [and] she shared with the President and First Lady that we are having twins.”

Have they done a full body ultrasound, because Mimi sort of looks like she might be carrying another fetus in her neck. No, but seriously, this is not only good news for the makers of Hello Kitty diapers and nipple chaffing glitter cream, but it’s also amazing news for us. Double the baby means double the baby NAMES! But I’m going to wait before getting two onesies bedazzled with the names Lamberiah Ensemble Cannon and LisaFrank Tajazzle Cannon, because they’ll probably fuck with us by going with John and Barbara.

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