Cat Ommanney, the Brit with a voice as rough as a cat’s tongue on The Real Housewives of DC, has already bragged to EVERYONE about how she felt the sparks of flaming hot desire jump into her body when she made out with Prince Hot Ginge years before she married her future ex-husband. Cat told the Daily Mail in 2006 and then she told the same story to Star Magazine a few months ago. And now Cat’s former nanny is repeating the story again to Radar for those humans with eyes who were born within the past few months and haven’t read about it yet.
Monica Herrero (more like Monica Goodbyero) worked as Cat’s nanny in 2007 when she lived in London. Monica says that Cat would regularly spill the secrets of her vagina out and talked about her affair with Prince Hot Ginge (who is 13 years younger than her ass). Monica said this mess to Radar: “She would show me messages that he sent her, and she said that he wanted to take her hand and travel around the world. While I was living with Catherine a car with a chauffeur came for her twice. Her daughters would tell me, ‘This is the car that Prince Harry sends for mummy.’ She told me she met him because she doing interior design for him, even though I never saw her doing any work.””
Monica must have immediately written down everything Cat said to her, because she seems to remember the conversation word for word. This is apparently what Cat told her (and strangely enough, this is also what’s written in chapter 3 of my fanfiction novel about PHG): “He was holding me off the floor, kissing me. I was absolutely speechless. I was against the wall, and he literally lifted me off the floor and gave me a lovely kiss which I was stunned by. It was a lovely kiss… Afterwards I didn’t say anything. I was genuinely, completely blown away.”
Yes, if I survived tongue touching with PHG, I’d have “I Touched Tongues With Prince Hot Ginge” tattooed on my forehead and I’d file papers to legally change my name to “ITouchedTonguesWithPrinceHotGinge K“. I’d also cover my tongue with a specially made lucite case and only eat liquid foods so that the spot where PHG left his essence is never disturbed. But I’d never EVER sell the story over and over again to various tabloid sources. That’s just pathetic and desperate. Have SOME dignity!