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December 16, 2010 / Posted by:

Jane Bright from Survivor Nicaragua

There are some SPOILER ALERTS from last night’s episode in this post so go occupy your eyes with a fake naked picture of (NSFW) Jeff Probst if you don’t want to know anything. Now on to Jane! As of last night, Jane was the oldest lady in the game and my personal favorite because she beat out the young dudes in endurance competitions, felt real love in her heart for chickens and looks like what you would get if you morphed together Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama and Susan Sarandon.

And during last night’s episode, Jane showed us that she’s that lady who will chase neighborhood kids with a shovel when they pick the dandelions in her front yard. Jane became a WOMAN SCORNED after the alliance she thought she trusted told her they were going to vote her out because they knew there was no way they could win against her in the finals. How are they going to do Jane like that? Especially since she was standing there looking like she just crawled out of a Chilean mine and forgot her dentures down there! Poor Jane looked like a stick of cartoon dynamite just exploded in her face and knocked her teefs out! Looking like a sad Dakota Fanning in Hounddog. They are cruel and heartless. But Jane showed them when she delivered a simple F U to their faces:

I hate CBS for blurring that beautiful moment.

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