Brangelina’s never-ending “Go See The Damn Tourist Or Maddox Will Have To Wear LAST Season” tour took them to Madrid, Spain tonight where Brad Pitt continued to look like a retired Euro DJ who drives a Lamborghini and wakes up to Pure Moods Vol. 1 on his alarm clock. And Angie Jo continued to look like she just sashayed directly out of the Kardashian Khristmas Kard.
You know, I’m going to look past Angie’s misinterpretation of “If Morticia played Sable on Dynasty” hair, because she’s actually wearing SPARKLES on her tits! That’s the only thing Twihards and I have in common. As soon as I see SPARKLES, I don’t care that they’re on the body of a vampire who attacks innocent virgins in the name of BLOOD!
Here’s more of Brad trying to escape Angie’s clutches so that he can smoke a bowl with Johnny Depp in the bathroom before they have to sit through that shit again.