Would You Expect Anything Less From A Hogan Wedding?

December 15, 2010 / Posted by:

The meaning of true love is slowly crusting over, but it had one last outbreak yesterday in the form of Hulk Hogan’s wedding to his girlfriend of two years Jennifer McDaniel. As 57-year-old Hulk said “I Do” to 35-year-old Jennifer in a beachfront ceremony outside of his home in Clearwater, Florida, a brawl broke out between one of his security guards and a paparazzo who was trying to document the blessed event (Note to pap: You could’ve taken a picture of a seagull pecking at a picked off anal wart on the sandy sidewalk and we wouldn’t have known the difference).

Radar reports the police were called after the pap complained Hulk’s security dudes wrecked his camera and roughed him up a bit. A source said, “Hulk’s security team was in the background throwing around the paparazzi who was standing 200 feet away in the shoreline water. Hulk’s snappy wedding clip just might be subpoenaed since they are in the background punching it out! The paparazzo wants charges filed and plans to sue for physical, financial and emotional distress.”

Hulk’s wedding guests barely noticed the brawl since they were too distracted by the sound of Marriage hitting itself over the head with a metal chair while wailing out “WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I BECOME?!” over and over again. It sucks that the fight didn’t spill over into the wedding ceremony, because then Hulk might have accidentally married his daughter Brooke (it’s an honest mistake) in the chaos. Then the two of them would’ve been arrested and jailed for committing incest. Wait, is that shit even illegal in Florida?

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