NOOOOOOOO! I was perfectly happy hating every single thing Fishsticks Paltrow produced and then she just had to go and wear this to the Cuntry Weak screening in Beverly Hills last night. It’s as if Fishy grabbed onto my world, turned it upside/down and burped out everything I thought I believed in! And all because she wore an exquisite gown that says “member of Kryptonian Council” in the front and then softly leads you down a netted road of elegance to the image of Fishy’s uncovered crotch gills dancing in the underwind. It’s something Breathless Mahoney would’ve worn on her wedding day and it’s beautifully perfect.
That gown’s powers of sophistication and grace are so strong that I don’t even care that it’s on the body of a pretentious salamander-woman who always calls English muffins “crumpets” and who won’t get out of bed until her morning maid slips a pair of fresh cashmere slippers at her bedside. WHY OH WHY!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and dip my head in a browser full of GOOP in hopes that I can go back to hating her ass once I come up for air.
Here’s a few more of Fishy wearing the third coming of the Slut Dress at the Country Strong screening last night with Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, Blair Waldorf Salad and Garrett Gimmehedlund.