The Slut Dress Is Back And Better Than EVER!

December 15, 2010 / Posted by:

You can’t keep a good Slut Dress down for long. Over a year after its last known sighting, the dress that graced the back of some of the BIGGEST STARS IN THE WORLD (including Heather Graham, Kristin Calamaris, my forever arch rival Mop Head, Doutzen Kroes, Heidi Montag and Erin Andrews) returned from its sabbatical by escorting former Surreal Life star Caprice to a charity event in London the other night.

The Slut Dress might have spent time under Dr. Dubrow’s needle, because it’s looking smoother than the last time we saw it. I won’t judge since I’m sure it needed a little work after spending the past year being passed around from T.J. Maxx discount bin to Salvation Army sidewalk sale to the bottom of every frat boys’ dorm room floor. But now it’s back for good and will never ever leave us. When 2012 finally eats all of us whole, it will leave the Slut Dress behind. I mean, it is the true symbol of our civilization.

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