What in the Addams Family meets Aaron Spelling cast picture meets Awkward Family Photos meets mannequin factory HELL is the meaning of this hilarious bronzer mess? This might be the best thing the Kardashians have ever done. From the young one on the left looking like a sexed up Wednesday Addams to Khloe looking like Uncle Fester with a new weave to Scott Dickhead looking like Lurch with a Patrick Bateman obsession…. BRAVO!
It’s a pity that Bruce didn’t get with the theme, though. Bruce looks more like Vincent the Beast after a haircut. Bruce is probably wondering why Linda Hamilton didn’t show up to grab his hand and lead him down into the sewers far away from this kreepy and kooky family?
And where is the most important member of the Kardashian Klan? I’m talking about Ryan Gaycrest. He’s the one who birthed the Kardashian family out of his no-no. And don’t say Ryan is on the right holding Kourtney’s hand. Don’t insult Mason like that.
via Celebuzz (Thanks Karen, Ben, Daniel and everybody who sent in this wreck)