So Two Gosselin Kids Were Kicked Out Of School After All
That headline is courtesy of Radar who claims that Kate Gosselin must’ve been crossing something on her body (don’t let your mind go to where mine went or it might never come back) when she said with a straight-face that two of her sextuplets were not expelled from their private school, because apparently they were. Alexis and Colin are being homeschooled, but Kate says it’s because they need a break from the stresses of kindergarten. But Radar’s sources know otherwise and said that Alexis and Colin were kicked out for whooping the asses of several students AND an adult. And just like that, Latarian Milton’s esteemed HOOD RAT STUFF CLUB just gained two members.
The source says that shit got so serious at Alexis and Colin’s school that the head bitch in charge sent Jon and Kate a letter warning them that their kids are on the road to becoming kindergarten drop-outs because of their abusive behavior. Alex and Colin were put in a special program for kids who like to do bad things, but their teacher quickly learned that they need outside assistance with their social skills. The source went on to say, “Alexis and Collin could go to a public school but they would be photographed and harassed. It’s clear the kids need to be integrated back into their private school, if they want to keep them at the same place. Or they can be sent to the school with the Gosselin’s other kids. They can’t just be tutored, at home: these kids need to be integrated with other children.”
This source added that a lot of the problem has to do with the fact that Colin and Alexis hate being photographed by the paps and Kate doesn’t seem to get this, “Colin actually covered his face when he was having his school photograph taken because he thought he shouldn’t be photographed. Here you have children living in rural Pennsylvania and they don’t understand why people are taking pictures.”
Blah blah blah… Thank you, Professor CaresomuchyouwenttoRadar. But seriously, who doesn’t get kicked out of preschool or kindergarten at least once in their lifetime? I got expelled from my first preschool after I continually threw my shoes at the assistants, ran away during nap time and slapped a picture book out of my teacher’s hand. Every day, I had to hand over my shoes at the front door like I was about to eat Japanese food. They wouldn’t let me lay down during nap time since I was a runner, so I had to sit between two adults while the other kids floated into daytime dreamland. Eventually, they got tired of my baby douchebag ways and told me to get the fuck out. And look at how I turned out! Yes, I still have to sit between two adults during group therapy so I don’t run, but other than that I’m fine (not really)!