Just Gonna Stand There And Watch Her Burn

December 15, 2010 / Posted by:

Diddy celebrated the launch of Diddy Dirt Money’s album by streaming live from The London Hotel on his own UStream and the party was almost burned down to the ground when Firestarter played on top of a nekkid model’s head. This is the exact opposite of moisturizing the sexy.

That poor bitch is just sitting in a bath tub hoping that maybe she’ll get some web cam time on a damn USTREAM when a bitchy ass candle had to mess with her beauty by setting her hair on fire. And then everyone around her scatters like a Ke$ha song just started playing from her ear holes. I mean, couldn’t they have dunked her head in the tub? Way to help a hot bitch out. Diddy better have given her some money to spackle that patch in her hair.

And now I’ve got the scent of charbroiled follicles clogging up my nostrils.

via Necole Bitchie

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