If the #1 item on your cum bucket list is to hump on Michael C. Hall, then all you have to do is join the cast of Dexter and there’s a really good chance you’ll be able to scratch it off your list with the fake blood you used as lube to give him a handjob. Michael’s marriage to his TV sister is about to be snuffed out and there are several reports alleging that the bullet came from Julia Stiles’ vagina.
Michael and Jennifer Carpenter announced they were getting a divorce on Monday, but apparently he’s been getting on Julia, who plays his love interest on Dexter, since at least October. That’s what this semi-blind item from Lainey Gossip is whispering anyway:
I mentioned yesterday that there are a few more details about one of the recent splits announced in Hollywood this week. Turns out there was someone else: his love interest this season on his tv show. Their chemistry was so crazy and so evident to everyone that writer and producers, seeing it play out on set, actually cranked up their sex scenes to capture it for show. Her career has seen a resurgence since.
Eventually the two fell in love. They were together, very close, at a Halloween party in New York this fall hosted by a famously controversial writer (this isn’t a super important detail) and those who observed them that night are not surprised now that he’s ended it with his wife.
A source also tells Showbiz Spy that Michael and Julia hung out this week and he was caught kissing her nalgas with his eyes, “Michael was checking out Julia’s butt. He seemed fine though. You would never tell his marriage had just collapsed.”
Damn. When Dexter gets messy, he gets seriously messy. One minute he’s fucking his co-star in his trailer, and the next minute he’s doing a scene with his estranged wife who plays his sister. And I bet Dexter didn’t even bother spraying Binaca in his mouth to hide the scent of Julia’s chocha on his breath! A new meaning to awkward.