Afternoon Crumbs
Alfalfa is looking all shades of hot – Just Jared
Laura Ingalls is like a bong detective of some kind – The Superficial
The funniest and most unintentionally brilliant thing that has ever come out of MiserAlba’s mouth: “When I was doing my first job where I was talking to dolphins in The New Adventures of Flipper when I was 13 – it was a fake dolphin, we had a great relationship – when he would go off script, the dolphin, I didn’t know how to. He would squeak and I couldn’t squeak back. It took me like 15 years to learn to do that.” – Lainey Gossip
The HD trailer for Terrence Malick’s Tree of Life is out and it’s filled with purdy pictures – Towleroad
If you’ve ever wanted to know what the Dutch Boy looks like without his overalls on (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Minka Kelly at the Country Strong premiere last night…..but was she ever photographed next to her sort of twin Leighton Meester? – Hollywood Tuna
I’ve never been digitally introduced to Alejo Sauras, but now I’ve been digitally introduced to his peen (NSFW) – OMG Blog
Natalie Portman on Vogue – Popoholic
In Soviet Union, shovel…you know the rest – NYC Barstool Sports
Cher continues to show Xtina how this shit is really done – Hollywood Rag
Two words: leopard bulge – Celebitchy
A beautiful innocent love story as told through pictures – The Berry
Matt Damon’s wife Luciana is like, “Fuckthisshit, I need a nap.” – Popsugar
James Franco has a thing for fat animals – Cityrag
Add another Hollywood divorce to the pile – I’m Not Obsessed
It ain’t over until the end date on the contract sings – Popbytes
The Jokes Fap Themselves: Man caught masturbating over Sir Alan Sugar’s new book – Holy Moly!