Thora Birch’s Former Porn Star Daddy Cost Her A Job

December 14, 2010 / Posted by:

Thora Birch, star of American Beauty and Ghost World, was supposed to make her New York stage debut in Dracula this week, but her dreams have been shit on by her former porn star daddy Jack Birch (#12 in Deep Throat). The New York Times reports that the producers of Dracula handed Thora a pink slip on Friday after her father/manager allegedly threatened one of the other actors. Paul Alexander, the play’s director, says that he has nothing but good things to say about Thora’s portrayal of Lucy Seward in the play, but her father’s extra creepy presence during rehearsals has caused problems. White Oprah, come get your future fiance/partner in career ruining.

Paul says that during rehearsals on Thursday night, Jack got into the personal space of an actor who was working on a scene with Thora. In the scene, the actor was instructed by the director to stroke Thora’s back and Jack didn’t like this. Jack said that the stroke was unnecessary, but the actor disagreed and tried to explain why. Jack shut the actor down by telling him not to touch Thora. Jack denied that he threatened the dude and claims his daughter felt “a little uncomfortable on stage because an actor kept rubbing her back.”

Paul explains that the producers made the decision to fire Thora, because they don’t want any of the actors feeling threatened. Thora says that she was blind-sided and that “there had been no tensions, everything was going wonderfully. Then Friday they just asked me to leave the building. I’m totally in a state of shock over this, I still can’t believe it.”

Thora’s contract stated that she must have a bodyguard at all times because she’s had some issues with a stalker. So Thora’s father/manager was acting as her bodyguard.

This isn’t the first time Thora’s daddy brought heavy doses of skeeziness to her workplace. Three years ago, The New York Post reported that Jack INSISTED he watch his daughter shoot a sex scene for the movie The Winter of Frozen Dreams. As the director screamed, “FASTER! FASTER! HARDER!,” Jack gave the thumbs up to his naked ass daughter. Even Papa Joe is throwing Jack a “too far, dude…” look.

So Thora’s stage daddy is all about rah-rah-rahing her on as she fake fucks on the set of a movie, but yet he clutches his anal beads when another actor simply touches her back on stage?! And Thora’s 28-year-old ass puts up with his shit? What does he have on her? Did Thora once hit and kill a homeless man and then dump his body in the sea? Was Thora the woman Julianne Assange smeared a watery paste of coffee grounds on his neck for? Something in the milk ain’t clean and I’m not about to put my hand in there to see what.

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