Morning Foolery: The Tourist Receives 3 Golden Globe Nominations

Did the Golden Globes ballots get mixed up with the Razzie ballots or did Maddox become the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association without us knowing about it, because the critical and box office flopsterpiece The Tourist got 3 nominations this morning! We now know who was smoking salvia with Miley Cyrus.

AND The Tourist got all their nominations in the comedy categories including Best Comedy/Musical, Best Actress Comedy and Best Actor Comedy. Is that mess even a comedy or did their accents push it into LOL section? And AND Johnny Depp also got nominated for playing Madge and Carrot Top’s acid baby in Alice in Wonderland.

If they really want St. Angie to grace their event with her holiness, they should’ve just made Shiloh, Zahara or Vivi Miss Golden Globe 2010. There was no need to throw her ass a nomination. On the other hand, seeing her vein pop as she throws a divine cuntface when she loses is going to be a religious experience.

But the movie comedy categories overall are a damn mess. The comedy nominations are funnier than any of the movies nominated. The HFPA has made it easy for the Razzie committee. I mean, Alice in Wonderland, The Tourist, Burlesque and Love & Other Drugs? I’m surprised they didn’t go FULL FUCKERY by throwing Sex and the City 2 and The Bounty Hunter in there. They Razzie committee can just use the movie comedy ballot as their nomination list and take the rest of the year off. The HFPA did all the work for them!

Anyway, The King’s Speech got the most movie nominations with 7, followed by The Social Network and The Fighter with 6 each. On the TV side, Glee got the most with 5 nominations. The really long list of noms is after the jump. GO MELISSA LEO! GO JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT (Ha and Ha)! JUMP!

MOTION PICTURE NOMINEES

BEST PICTURE (DRAMA)
Black Swan
The Fighter
Inception
The King’s Speech
The Social Network

BEST PICTURE (COMEDY/MUSICAL)
Alice in Wonderland
Burlesque
The Kids are All Right
Red
The Tourist

BEST ACTOR (DRAMA)
Jesse Eisenberg, The Social Network
Colin Firth, The King’s Speech
James Franco, 127 Hours
Ryan Gosling, Blue Valentine
Mark Wahlberg, The Fighter

BEST ACTRESS (DRAMA)
Halle Berry, Frankie and Alice
Nicole Kidman, Rabbit Hole
Jennifer Lawrence, Winter’s Bone
Natalie Portman Black Swan
Michelle Williams, Blue Valentine

BEST ACTOR (COMEDY/MUSICAL)
Johnny Depp, Alice in Wonderland
Johnny Depp, The Tourist
Paul Giamatti, Barney’s Version
Jake Gyllenhaal, Love and Other Drugs
Kevin Spacey, Casino Jack

BEST ACTRESS (COMEDY/MUSICAL)
Annette Bening, The Kids are All Right
Anne Hathaway, Love and Other Drugs
Angelina Jolie, The Tourist
Julianne Moore, The Kids are All Right
Emma Stone, Easy A

SUPPORTING ACTOR
Christian Bale, The Fighter
Michael Douglas, Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
Andrew Garfield, The Social Network
Jeremy Renner, The Town
Geoffrey Rush, The King’s Speech

SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Amy Adams, The Fighter
Helena Bonham Carter, The King’s Speech
Mila Kunis, Black Swan
Melissa Leo, The Fighter
Jacki Weaver, Animal Kingdom

DIRECTOR
Darren Aronofsky, Black Swan
David Fincher, The Social Network
Tom Hooper, The King’s Speech
Christopher Nolan, Inception
David O. Russell, The Fighter

ANIMATED FILM
Despicable Me
How to Train Your Dragon
The Illusionist
Tangled
Toy Story 3

SCREENPLAY
Danny Boyle and Simon Beaufoy, 127 Hours
Lisa Cholodenko and Stuart Blumberg, The Kids are All Right
Christopher Nolan, Inception
David Seidler, The King’s Speech
Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network

FOREIGN-LANGUAGE FILM
Biutiful
The Concert
The Edge
I am Love
In a Better World

ORIGINAL SCORE
Alexandre Desplat, The King’s Speech
Danny Elfman, Alice in Wonderland
A.R. Rahmann, 127 Hours
Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, The Social Network
Hans Zimmer, Inception

ORIGINAL SONG
“Bound to You” from Burlesque
“Coming Home” from Country Strong
“I See the Light” from Tangled
“There’s a Place for Us” from The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
“You Haven’t Seen the Last of Me” from Burlesque

PRIMETIME TELEVISION NOMINEES

BEST TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA
“Boardwalk Empire”
“Dexter”
“The Good Wife”
“Mad Men”
“The Walking Dead”

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA
Julianna Margulies, “The Good Wife”
Elisabeth Moss, “Mad Men”
Piper Perabo, “Covert Affairs”
Katey Sagal, “Sons of Anarchy”
Kyra Sedgwick, “The Closer”

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA
Steve Buscemi, “Boardwalk Empire”
Bryan Cranston, “Breaking Bad”
Michael C. Hall, “Dexter”
Jon Hamm, “Mad Men”
Hugh Laurie, “House”

BEST TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
“30 Rock”
“The Big Bang Theory”
“The Big C”
“Glee”
“Modern Family”
“Nurse Jackie”

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES –COMEDY OR MUSICAL
Toni Collette, “United States of Tara”
Edie Falco, “Nurse Jackie”
Tina Fey, “30 Rock”
Laura Linney, “The Big C”
Lea Michelle, “Glee”

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
Alec Baldwin, “30 Rock”
Steve Carell, “The Office”
Thomas Jane, “Hung”
Matthew Morrison, “Glee”
Jim Parsons, “The Big Bang Theory”

BEST MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
“Carlos”
“The Pacific”
“Pillars of the Earth”
“Temple Grandin”
“You Don’t Know Jack”

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
Hayley Atwell, “Pillars of the Earth”
Claire Danes, “Temple Grandin”
Judi Dench, “Return to Cranford”
Romola Garai, “Emma”
Jennifer Love Hewitt, “The Client List”

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
Idris Elba, “Luther”
Ian McShane, “Pillars of the Earth”
Al Pacino, “You Don’t Know Jack”
Dennis Quaid, “The Special Relationship”
Edgar Ramirez, “Carlos”

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
Hope Davis, “The Special Relationship”
Jane Lych, “Glee”
Kelly MacDonald, “Boardwalk Empire”
Julia Stiles, “Dexter”
Sofia Vergara, “Modern Family”

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
Scott Caan, “Hawaii Five-O”
Chris Colfer, “Glee”
Chris Noth, “The Good Wife”
Eric Stonestreet, “Modern Family”
David Strathairn, “Temple Grandin”

(List via ROS)