Angie And Johnny In Berlin

The News of the World’s headline be: “Johnny Depp Gives a Half-Mast Crooked Hitler Salute in Germany!” But that’s not what Johnny Depp’s doing. He’s simply showing Angie Jo how together they open-hand fisted up Hollywood’s ass by getting Golden Globe nominations for The Tourist. And then they laughed and laughed and laughed away! Just like how I’m laughing to keep from crying, because Johnny will forever dress like a wealthy lesbian hippie who is about to embark on a journey of self-discovery through the rugged wilderness of Montecito.

According to the hanky code, Johnny’s “olive drab” hanky worn on the right means that he’s a military bottom. But personally, I think it just means that the foundation he’s got smeared on his face tends to run and he needs something within arms reach to dab it with. Keep the beauty smooth at all times, Johnny!

Here’s more of Johnny, Angie and their director Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck at the photo call for The Tourist in Berlin today.