Vanessa Hudgens burst into a million tears of sorrow this morning when she rolled over in bed and stared at a pristine white pillow case next to her. A pristine white pillow case that was completely free of MAC-brand skid marks from Zac Efron’s beautiful bronzer covered face. That’s because Zac Efron is no longer sharing a bed with Vanessa since the two have broken up for good. Somebody talk Mickey Mouse off the ledge of Sleeping Beauty’s Castle and gently let him know that all good contracts must come to an end.
A source type tells E! News, “It’s nothing dramatic. There’s no third party involved. They were together for so long. It just ran its course.”
But they’ve been through SO MUCH TOGETHER! When Vanessa’s vagina was splattered all over everyone’s monitors, they stayed together and worked through it! When Zac through a hissy fit after Vanessa asked to borrow his favorite compact for a touch up, they stayed together and worked through it! When a reporter mistakenly called Vanessa “the prettiest pretty princess in the Magic Kingdom” in front of ZAC, they stayed together and worked through it! LOVE IS OFFICIALLY DEAD! Who will take Vanessa’s hand when she wants to gaily twirl around on a rooftop?!!
And the most tragic part is that I just admitted to watching parts of High School Musical 3.