The Hell Is Wrong With Her Face?

Today in Hollywood, Fishsticks Paltrow got her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, an honor that only goes to those important individuals with at least 1 IMDB credit and a valid cashiers check for $25,000, and there was something backwards going on with her face. Either next week’s issue of GOOP is going to be all about how you too can make your face look as frozen as the inside of the Metrodome with the help of distilled organic hummingbird saliva, or this is what it looks like when the sun directly shines down on the face of a zombie. Or maybe Fishy’s face turned to iced wax when she internally cringed at having to actually get that close to the sidewalk without a white glove on. The things a bitch will do to push a movie!

Here’s more of Fishy with her Country Strong co-star Tim McGraw, his wife Faith Hill and Matthew Morrison working their shit on the streets of Hollywood today.