Nat & Kat, the doctors and friends from The Amazing Race!
SPOILER ALERT, so launch a watermelon into your face if you didn’t see last night’s season finale. The least obnoxious (despite the fact that Nat has a tinge of KateGosselinface) Amazing Race team made history last night when they became the first all-female team to win that shit after 17 seasons. This is exactly how it should’ve played out.
While watching that shit last night I kept chanting “notbrookeandclairenotbrookeandclaire” over and over again. There’s not enough bowls in Willie Nelson’s tour bus for me to deal with Brook’s soul-killing screech if Sexy Phil announced them as the winners. Brook and Clair were already slowly killing my retinas by wearing the smallest ho shorts available at the Limited Too going out of business sale, so I really didn’t want to see them jumping for all joy at the finish line. Only Phil is allowed to wear shorts that tight on the AR. Anyway, yay for Nat & Kat!