White Oprah must need some quick cash to buy the ingredients to make Vicodin nog, Adderall bark and mashed coke for Christmas dinner, because she’s once again vomiting out massive amounts of delusions over Glee making fun of her precious innocent child. Delusion’s answer to Mama Rose tells Radar that Lindsay Lohan was hurt in the heart when she watched Fishsticks Paltrow’s character call her “crazy” on Glee. LiLo thought they were friends! Will somebody please tell LiLo that just because one of her shroom hallucinations involved bathing in a tub full of bubbly GOOP with Fishsticks doesn’t mean they are friends in real-life.
Shortly after White Oprah pulled her head out of her own ass and picked the poop noodle off her tongue, she said this to Radar: “Lindsay is so upset with Gwyneth. Lindsay was watching it while in Betty Ford, then she called me and was upset and said, ‘Why did she have to do that? We are the first to make fun of ourselves in our family. And Lindsay has even done SNL a few times, but Gwyneth went overboard and it was unnecessary. Lindsay thought she was a friend and it was disappointing. It was really hard for her to watch… it was hurtful not funny.”
When is White Oprah going to deep throat a tube of STFU already? This dumb bitch isn’t even directing her hate at the right trick. Fishy didn’t write those words! White Oprah needs to throw shit at the writers. And when she’s done with that, she needs to go after Microsoft Word, the laptop used to type the script, the printer used to print the script out, the Xerox machine used to print copies of the script and the ink which was used to bring those words to life on paper. Sue those bitches for aiding and abetting!
Ugh. White Oprah can’t even do delusional right.