Mark December 13th as the day that true love jumped in a casket and closed the door! First we find out that Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens’ completely authentic love is over and now they’re telling us that Dexter’s Michael C. Hall and his TV sister Jennifer Carpenter are legally quitting each other?! Who the hell is next?! Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon?! If that happens, we can stick our Match.com profiles in the compost bin and stick with finding ten-second dick on Grindr, because that will be a confirmation that love is not a real thing!
Entertainment Weekly reports that Jennifer and Michael filed for divorce after only 2 years of marriage. During that time, Jennifer supported Michael as he battled Hodgkin’s lymphoma. They issued this joint statement:
“Having been separated for some time, Jennifer Carpenter and Michael C. Hall have filed for divorce.”
Access Hollywood’s sources say that Michael and Jennifer have been fighting on the set of Dexter for months and she’s been telling the crew about their problems. The cast and crew is apparently worried about next season since it looks like Michael and Jennifer hate each other the same way I hate bitches who don’t say “thank you” when I open the door for them (I HATE THAT!).
You know, I should’ve started this post with the words SPOILER ALERT since we all know who’s character is getting killed off next season. Freshen up that resume, Jennifer.