Afternoon Crumbs

A $2 ho with a mouth full of 50 Cent… Chelsea Handler makes it so easy! – Just Jared

An otter and two bears – Lainey Gossip

A perfect after-lunch mint: Ke$ha’s $haved $natch – The Superficial

Christina Ricci is looking hot – Hollywood Tuna

In the second thumbnail, Chris Brown is either air kissing an out-of-frame trick or he’s blowing where he left a bruise on his girlfriend’s head (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Pat Boone is hawking his meat – Towleroad

Olivia Wilde’s Studio 54 gown would look a lot better with a spinning disco ball hat – Go Fug Yourself

Destiny Hope was a chunk-hating, dyke-calling bully in junior high school – Celebitchy

Katy Perry joins the ANTI-PANTS campaign in Maxim – Popoholic

Megan Fox, before and after her date with Photoshop – The Berry

Sandra Bullock’s Baby Louis might make your ovaries turn inside/out – Popsugar

Ja Rule is going to prison for 2 years, and now you go back back to not thinking about him – ICYDK

Dog vs. Christmas – Cityrag

So I guess everybody in Kate Beckinsale’s life is getting something from fucking Calypso for Christmas – Celebslam

A valid reason to hate Christmas and all that it brings – SOW

Miley Cyrus’ viral marketing ad for salvia worked! – I’m Not Obsessed