Hide Yo Billionaires, Elizabeth Hurley Is Back On The Market!

December 12, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

The News of the World has published what they say are ESCANDALOSO pictures (you have to pay to see that mess, so fuckit) of married Elizabeth Hurley rubbing her mouth all over the mouth of a dude who isn’t her husband. The NOTW claims that Elizabeth’s wayward snatch has skipped on over to the peen of Australian cricketer Shane Warne and that the two were together as recently as this past Wednesday.

When the story hit this morning, Elizabeth Tweeted that she did not commit illegal acts of sluttin’ against her husband Arun Nayer because they have been separated for months.

Not a great day. For the record, my husband Arun & I separated a few months ago. Our close family & friends were aware of this.
about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Elizabeth started spreading her chest dumpling all over Arun in 2002 and they got married in 2007.

Below are pictures of Shane taking his swollen cricket out for a little swim while vacationing with his ex-wife and kids in Fiji three years ago. Yes, Elizabeth has moved on from the Indian Julio Iglesias with that. Possible gold digger fail alert.

I mean, Arun looks like he cums rose-scented hundred dollars bills, but maybe Shane really has the shit that makes Elizabeth’s chocha chirp. Who knows. But I do know that Arun better get revenge by humping on Divine Brown in a car parked on Sunset Blvd.

Tags: Another One Bites The Dust, Elizabeth Hurley

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