Piers Morgan’s CNN Show Will Be Completely Madge-Free

December 11, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Piers Morgan is still months away from taking over Lizard King’s suspenders on CNN, but he’s already putting bitches on his blacklist. Madge must’ve kidnapped, murdered, skinned, blended and spread one of Piers’ puppies all over her face (extremely possible), because he never EVER wants to interview her. Piers tells The Hollywood Reporter (via Showbiz Spy) that his new show is thirsty for Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan, but not Madge:

“She is so boring. She is too vegan for TV. We have Lady GaGa now so Madonna is banned from my show.”

SHOTS FIRED! With all due respect to Piers’ cuntified words, I’m pretty sure that Lady CaCa was actually born as a growth on Madge’s taint that later fell off and mutated into the alien pop star we know today. So if it wasn’t for Madge’s taint, there wouldn’t be a Lady CaCa.

via ONTD

Tags: Madonna, Paris Hilton, Yeah Okay

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