Kunty Karl’s Boy Toy Knows How To Make a Music Video

December 10, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Just thinking about all the porcelain white pubes Kunty Karl’s human Baptiste Giabiconi had to pull out of his teeth to make this video is almost worth the price of pressing play. Baptiste is trying to become a world famous pop star sensation and his first stab at that title is as spectacularly awesome as jacking off with a hand full of Axe body spray. It tingles and it stings, but mostly it’s a huge mess. The song would be better with a tab of Ecstasy, a carton of orange juice and a shirtless sweaty piece humping behind you, but it’s the video that is the real star of Baptiste’s career!

This acid wash shit is like a cross between a Guess Jeans cologne commercial circa 1992 and Ke$hit’s interpretation of Rebel Without A Cause.

I love it when Baptiste defends his bruised and battered love interest by puffing his chest at her boyfriend. ZOOLANDER PLEASE! Baptiste is not about to brawl when he’s got a face as pretty as his to protect. Because it’s NOT worth it.

This is definitely the future of music!

via Jezebel

Tags: Kunty Karl, This Belongs In A Museum, Truly Awful Music

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