Here’s Miley Cyrus Getting High

December 10, 2010 / Posted by:

This is one of those things you knew you’d see eventually since: a) Miley Cyrus is dumb enough to let a bitch film her sucking on a bong and b) Mickey Mouse grows the good shit in his backyard so Miley can get it when she wants it.

TMZ got a hold of this cell phone video of Destiny Hope doing a bong hit 5 days after her 18th birthday at her house in California. Willie Nelson isn’t about to invite Miley over for a little afternoon blunt anytime soon, because sources say that Miley is taking a hit of salvia, a natural herb with psychedelic qualities that’s legal in California. Somewhere Noah Cyrus is laughing at this shit as she passes the jenkem to her friends and shakes a new batch of moonshine.

Even though Miley Cyrus’ voice could scrub the high out of my being, it’s still pretty funny watching her trip out off of one salvia hit. I wouldn’t be surprised if somebody tricked her ass and put catnip in that bong instead. Miley seems like the type who can get drunk from drinking Gatorade too fast.

But you know who’s really getting naturally high in this video? The friend recording and interviewing Miley like she’s Barbara Fucking Walters. Thinking about all the money she’s going to make off this mess is taking her up up and AWAY!

P.S. – Bush, really? Bush?!

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