Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

December 10, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

I don’t know if this overrated B list actress is this former A list singer and now B list actor’s girlfriend or friend or beard or just a fuck buddy. I do know though that she bought him a $25,000 cock ring for Christmas. It has diamonds. Those might leave a mark. Just sayin’. (CDAN)

Great! Justin Timberlake’s Christmas is ruined now that he knows what Jessica Biel got him. That’s my guess. And I’m also guessing that the Tiffany & Cock Ring isn’t for Justin to wear. It’s for Jessica’s strap-on so Justin has something sparkly to look at when he’s licking the tip.

This singer started on a children’s television show that is no longer on TV. He found fame and has straightened his life out, but claims he used to do cocaine on the set of the show with the cast, crew and producers. (BuzzFoto)

I would guess Justin Timberlake and The Mickey Mouse Club, but he was like 12 on that shit so I’ll go with JC Chasez?

This B list star from TV and film is said to be giving her famous hubby a surprise Christmas gift this year. This is a gift that will benefit him and her. Can you guess what it is? Something he’s been begging her to do since they got together…. Yep, a breast enhancement because he says he his girlfriend prior to her had ‘amazing tits.’ Nice. (BuzzFoto)

Er. Ellen Pompeo? Claire Danes? Fishsticks Paltrow (yeah right)? That’s all I’ve got.

This celebrity couple presents a unified front to the public, but there’s trouble behind the scenes. Mom wants the kid/s to carry on the family tradition of high-profile careers in show business. Dad wants the kid/s to have a school and sports-filled childhood with absolutely no television or film roles. Not even as extras. Guess he won’t be happy when he learns that Mom has taken the kid/s to professional photographer for head shots and has been lining up auditions behind his back. (Blind Gossip)

Suri Cruise giving a hand to face pose in her head shot was the first thing I thought of, but Katie Holmes will be banished to the cave under Xenu’s volcano if she disobeys so this isn’t them. Maybe Tori & Dean?

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