When you think of John Lennon you think of Celine Dion, obviously. So it only makes sense (it makes no sense) that Celine was on Lizard King Live last night to pay tribute to John Lennon on the anniversary of his death. Since Celine will shrivel into dried cheese curds if she doesn’t sing every hour on the hour, Larry kept her alive by asking her to blow out a few notes of “Imagine.”
That shit was weird. It was almost like a Yoko Ono-produced performance art piece. John Lennon didn’t know whether to roll in his grave or submit a transfer request into heaven’s administration office to come back as a musical note dancing out of Celine’s mouth.
Whatever, this clip proves that getting drunk with Celine would bring hours of endless entertainment. She’s like a human jukebox! Ho knows every damn song. You could be like, “Celine, sing some Giggles,” and she wouldn’t waste a second before hollerin, “Tell him WHY girlfriend!” And since I brought up Giggles:
P.S. – According to the YouTube comments the trick in that Giggles video is an impostor! Only true icons have impostors!