Afternoon Crumbs

December 9, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

James Franco is really committed to looking like a 1970s porn star turned weekday matinee Chippendale’s stripper – Lainey Gossip

Michael Lohan can start his new job by getting his girlfriend into face rehab – The Superficial

James Franco to bring Sal Mineo’s life story to the big screen – Towleroad

Doesn’t Denise Richards know that she isn’t allowed to leave the house without reality TV treasure Irv Richards? – Hollywood Tuna

MiserAlba’s got a big box (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Emma Stone Lohan as Gwen Stacy – Popoholic

Tony Parker thinks Eva Longoria passed her poon to Lance Armstrong – Celebitchy

Joe Jonas’ ass crack says hello – OMG Blog!

What ass? – ICYDK

Carey Mulligan is not on her way to becoming the next Nicole Kidman in the face – Popsugar

Better than the real thing – The Berry

Why doesn’t Cher politely take Xtina aside and smear those dreadful vampire brows off her face? – Just Jared

It’s been 20 years since Thelma & Louise?!!! – Hollywood Rag

Ninja cats – Cityrag

A victory for blow jobs! – I’m Not Obsessed

FRANKIE BOYLE WILL ROT IN THE BOWELS OF HELL FOR THIS!!!! – Holy Moly!

This is kind of sad (and I’m not only talking about the child’s weave) – Necole Bitchie

Tags: Afternoon Crumbs

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