Sea World wants Tommy Lee to know that they don’t use a cow vagina to fap the cum out of Tilikum’s whale dick. They make Til I Kum cum by asking the dolphins to recreate Tommy and Pamela’s sex tape for him. No, but Sea World did say that Tommy Lee must get his information from fucked up killer whale fanfic porn, because that’s not how they do things. Sea World slapped Tommy Lee in the face with a whale peen by releasing this response to TMZ:
“If Mr. Lee’s information on Tilikum and SeaWorld’s artificial insemination program for killer whales comes from PETA we’re not surprised that it’s wrong. PETA is as careless with facts as they are extreme in their views.
The process of collecting semen for [artificial insemination] doesn’t differ in any meaningful way from the techniques employed in managing livestock or other species for zoological display.
Contrary to the charges made by PETA and repeated in Lee’s letter, our trainers do not now nor have they ever entered the water with Tilikum for this purpose. The safety of SeaWorld staff and the welfare of our animals are our highest priorities.
Whatever his views on SeaWorld, Mr. Lee would be wise to spend more time checking his facts.”
Yeah, so Tommy Lee needs to educate his shit before he goes around calling someone sick, twisted and disgusting! They don’t use a damn lady whale chocha! They’re not that perverted! They use waterproof lube, ribbed rubber gloves, their hands and a copy of Free Willy. Fap you very much!