Brit Brit’s Palate Craves Fine Cuisine

December 8, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Since the Louisiana swamp flower Brit Brit was dressed way too fancy for the Dollar Palace, she strolled into Walmart yesterday to buy Christmas gifts (CHEAP CHEETO BITCH!) and unknowingly pose for an exclusive People of Walmart photo shoot. And afterward, Brit Brit took her bodyguard to lunch at my favorite Michelin star gourmet fine restaurant RED ROBIN! RED ROBIN (reread that in a creepy Danny from The Shining voice).

Where else can you eat a delicious teriyaki burger under a lamp that looks like it belongs in a drag queen madam’s bordello. AND THE STRAWBERRY FRECKLED LEMONADE (Or period piss as my nasty ass always calls it). You know Brit Brit spends most of her time at Red Robin trying to suck strawberry chunks through her straw (not a euphemism).

Tags: Britney Spears, Elegance Has A Name

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