And in “What dumb shit is flying out of the Kardashian’s fat talk holes today?” news, Khloe Kardashian was on Lopez Tonight whoring out her family’s latest assault on the world when George Lopez asked her about flying. Just so you know, joking about dipping your ham wallet in a bowl of mayo is completely appropriate, but the TSA patting your ass is not. Khloe feels like the TSA is basically raping everyone in public. Since she went there, it’s safe to say that the Kardashians are raping all of our eyeballs by plastering their faces on every medium. But back to the TSA…
Khloe told George about a recent experience with a TSA agent that left her feeling violated (click here if you need to see the video):
“Well, they basically just are raping you in public. I got asked the other day, do you want to go for a screening or get padded down, I don’t want that X-Ray to see everything, honey.
The people are so aggressive! It’s like, ‘Chill out, you didn’t find anything on me yet, calm down.’ They say, ‘OK, I’m going to be pat you down and I’m going to be touching the crease of your ass.’ That is so inappropriate to me! And they are so aggressive and forceful!”
Khloe is just mad because when the TSA agent was about to touch her ass crease, Pimp Mama Kris ran up screaming “You touch, you pay! I take Visa, MasterCard, AMEX, Discover, JCB, joo-ree…. ” and got denied.
Or maybe Khloe’s real mad because she’s afraid the TSA is trying to snatch her tuck secrets. Nobody’s trying to steal your tuck secrets, Khloe! Well, unless Lady Gaga’s got a few TSA agents on pay roll and then Khloe has every right to be pissed.