Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 7, 2010 / Posted by:

By popular demand, here’s superhandmodel Ellen Sirot demonstrating why she’s at the top of her game. This is a couple of years old, but the high potent CRAZINESS is timeless. This is probably why George Costanza decided to get out of the business. DAMN!

Most of us love our hands in a for real way, because without them it would be pretty difficult to do all of life’s greatest necessities like light a bong, rub our genitals, slap a trick in the face when they do us wrong, and pet kittens, but Ellen is obsessed with her hands in a Boxing Helena kind of way. Ellen probably sleeps with her hands in little boxes so they don’t crawl away from her in the middle of the night. Look at her caress them as though they aren’t even part of her body:

I do understand why Ellen is stalking her own hands. Her hands put food on the table. Or should I say, her hands put moisturizer on the table that she uses to slather them with as her eyes widen at their bare naked BEAUTY!

I bet Ellen dresses her hands up like a bride and groom, and then stages a little hand wedding for them before their consummate their love in a tub filled with cocoa butter and rose petals. The Crazy Hand Lady is the new Crazy Cat Lady.

And at the end of the clip, I was surprised that “Written & Directed by Todd Solondz, Starring Jane Adams” didn’t pop up on the screen.

(Thanks to all who sent this in)

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