Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie running their own mini version of Work of Art over there, or something? You know Maddox loves saying each day: “I’m sorry, (enter the name of a toddler deity), but your work of art just didn’t cut it for us.” This is the second time this week that St. Angie has swept her kids into Lee’s Art Shop in NYC. Something is going down! Yeah, yeah, we could say that they’re just kids buying paint brushes and shit, but speculating is my life juice so that wouldn’t work!
They are obviously buying supplies to finish working on the map that clearly dictates their world takeover plans. That’s it. Zahara definitely has that “Prepare for my reign!” look on her face and that shifty Shiloh is overly excited about something. She could be excited about running home to sell her toof for MILLIONS on eBay (Who needs the cheap ass Toof Fairy when you’ve got eBay?), but I think it’s more than that. That’s not a Nutcracker jacket she’s wearing, that’s a takin’ over the damn world jacket. Game over.
And Maddox is only smirkin’ because he’s letting the young ones have their time in the shine.