Afternoon Crumbs
Jaden Smith better whip his hair over to the sidelines, because Sophie B. Hawkins is totally starring in the next Karate Kid movie – Go Fug Yourself
Christian Bale might get something new to throw during one of his epic meltdowns – Lainey Gossip
KIDS TODAY! In my teen days, girls were getting knocked up so they could stay home and watch their stories (a valid reason). But today, girls are getting knocked up so they could end up on the stories. – The Superficial
One of Marie Osmond’s dolls is cold, naked and missing her dress – Hollywood Tuna
Christmas dies a slow, sad death in Richmond, VA – Towleroad
RiRi and her ho shit poses in GQ (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Another one bites the dust: The marriage of Jim Carrey’s daughter is over after one year – Celebitchy
Katy Perry traded latex in for lace – Popoholic
There’s a really good chance that David from Color Splash painted those jeans onto Amber Rose – Just Jared
Who is the alien next to Nicky Hilton? – Popsugar
Newt Gingrich’s wife is really hot in a “zapping your soul into a million pieces with her laser beam eyes” sort of way – OMG Blog
This would’ve been absolutely perfect if Kelly Bundy did the Bundy Bounce at the end – ICYDK
Ashanti looking like she just rolled through one of Beyonce’s stoop sales – Necole Bitchie
Jessica Simpson’s fashion line has grossed more than Phoebe Price’s line of headbands? The world isn’t right. – I’m Not Obsessed
The Shaggy CaCa – Cityrag
Alan Cumming wearing pants from Tommy Girl’s line of big boy trousers – Holy Moly!
Betsey Johnson wins – Hollywood Rag