If you ever need to bail your piece out of a jail in Tacoma, Washington, you can drop into Bad Boy Bail Bonds and then freshen up your beauty next door at the most EXCLUSIVE salon on Pacific Avenue and beyond! I throw myself at the feet of Dlisted reader Shan for sending in this perfect picture of the Excuse My Beauty salon named after the internet’s forever reigning beauty queen Stephen!
The Excuse My Beauty salon is the only place where you can paint a pair of heat-proof exquisite brows on your friend’s face (while she does yours) and the only place where you can gets a tans on your legs (but not your face). When the beauty experts at EMB are done with you, every police officer in a 5-mile radius will be crashing into each other to put you into handcuffs. You’ll look so gorgeous that cops will assume you’re selling it to the highest bidder. The kind of beauty tricks will sell their children’s organs on the black market for! Beauty that should be illegal! I never thought I’d type this out loud, but I’m doing it tonight: WHY DON’T I LIVE IN TACOOOMA?!!!!
Let’s relive the ravishing magic of Stephen all over again like it’s the first time.
Seriously, why hasn’t this been inducted into the HALL OF EVERYTHING yet?!