Emma Stone Washed The Red Out

December 6, 2010 / Posted by:

Emma Stone is playing Gwen Stacy in the Spider-Man redoodoo, so she has taken her follicles from the color of a redbone coonhound (Where the Red Fern Grows shout out) to the hair color of a Malibu Stacy fresh out of the factory. Fun fact: Emma’s scalp naturally grows out blonde hair, but she started dyeing it different shades of brown and red a million years ago (give or take a few hundred thousand years).

Emma’s new yallw-ish hare-ya sort of makes her look like a trick White Oprah might try to hit up for a bump and an Adderall chaser. Or like Jaime Pressly’s younger sister who has great big cholita dreams but gets confused about whether you’re supposed to brush a Sharpie over your eyes or around your eyes.

My nipples get the fever for any shade of ginger, so I prefer Emma in her unnatural state, but she went blonde for the right reason: A FUCKING CHECK! Here’s more of a newly blonde Emma at the TREVOR Live Benefit in L.A. last night.

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