Angelina Jolie Is Au Naturel, Thankyouverymuch

December 6, 2010 / Posted by:

The picture above from Awful Plastic Surgery insinuates that maybe St. Angie Jo had her nose pinched, chopped, rotated and screwed once upon a time. I’m sure Michelangelo sculpted it himself! But Angie Jo says this isn’t true and swears to HERSELF that she’s completely organic and 100% natural. Angie was molded from a mound of melted unicorn horns and the wings of fallen angels, and not from a mound of silicone. That’s her story anyway.

Angie recently talked to the Daily Mail about Joan Collins, Shiloh and plastic surgery. Here’s a few pieces from the interview.

Angie on being a natural beauty: “I haven’t had anything done and I don’t think I will. But if it makes somebody happy then that’s up to them. I’m not in somebody else’s skin to know what makes them feel better about themselves. But I don’t plan to do it myself.”

Angie on Johnny Depp: “It turns out we are both a bit reclusive. That’s why our paths had never crossed – neither of us attends many parties or goes out very much. Neither of us seems to take ourselves too seriously. And maybe there’s something about being in a place in your life where your family is so central to you that you have a good perspective on it all.”

Angie on Shiloh being a tom boy: “I don’t think it’s for the world to interpret anything. She likes to dress like a boy and wants her hair cut like a boy and she wanted to be called ‘John’ for a while. Some kids wear capes and want to be Superman and she wants to be like her brothers. It’s who she is. It’s been a surprise to us and it’s really interesting, but she’s so much more than that – she’s funny and sweet and pretty. But she does love a tie…”

Angie on Joan Collins calling her one of the only beautiful actresses in Hollywood: “Really? That is so sweet and so flattering. It means that much more coming from her, because she is just so gorgeous and cool and has been for ever.”

Angie on if she’s ever been asked to run for public office: “Not directly, no. And with my life, well, I’m not sure that I would be taken seriously and get stuff done.”

But back to the plastic surgery shit. Angie’s nose does sort of look like it’s been stretched and prodded, but maybe that has to do with her losing weight throughout the years. You know what they say, “When you lose chunk, the first thing to go is pieces of cartilage in your nose.”

And here’s a few pictures of Angie having a Chico’s Kind of Day for the Daily Mail.

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