The Twin Messiahs Bless NYC With Their Presence

December 5, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

If you were in Manhattan last night and felt like the cold December air was making the sign of the cross on your face, you now know why. St. Angie and almost Billy Goat Brad cleansed the city by bringing out the toddler deities Knox and Vivienne. No need to go to confession today since all sins have been rebuked from your being! Your soul palate is refreshed and ready for more sinning!

St. Angie and Brad took the chosen ones to Lee’s Art Shop last night so that Vivi could store supplies in her cheeks for the winter. You better order your tickets to get into the Louvre now, because in six months time Knox and Vivienne will unveil their artistic masterpiece which will turn the Mona Lisa’s smirk into a straight-up FROWN! Sorry, Monie, Knox and Vivi’s work of art will be the new star attraction!

Tags: Brangelina, Reality TV

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