Ray Jr. (NO RELATION) and Erika Kayne (I CAN’T), the parties responsible for putting your regular Saturday night chant into song. Since walking around with a body full of jizz isn’t for everyone, “Don’t cum in me!” is probably one of the most popular fuck time phrases and now it’s a song thanks to Ray Jr. and his partner in free clinic foolery Erika Kayne. The video cost as much as an economy-sized package of Durex from Costco, but I’m sure most of you proud hos out there will be screaming out the lyrics to this mess at least one night this week. I hate to admit it, but “nookie fart” has just been filed into my vocabulary.
And for the rest of you, this “belly button sperm puddle” shit will make you wish that Trojan made protective contact lenses and ear plugs dipped in Spermicide. Unfortunately, there’s no such thing as a listening after pill to banish the memory of this song from your mind, so click play at your own risk!
And my ass can’t wait for the sequel! It’s either going to be “You Better Pay My Valtrex Bill” (Ray Jr. ft. Erika Kayne) or “Your Child Support Check Is Late Again” (Ray Jr. ft Erika Kayne and Ray Jr. Jr.).
(Thanks to all who sent this in)